Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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