Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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