Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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