So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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