I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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