She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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