everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.