yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Farmville is her only friend.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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