did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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