If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
