I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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