pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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