Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
