I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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