This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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