We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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