You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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