"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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