I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We just shotgunned beers for America
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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