So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings