Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.