I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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