He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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