just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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