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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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