just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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