Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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