U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Found your dick twin last night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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