this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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