Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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