Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize