We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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