i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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