It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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