She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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