You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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