I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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