Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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