Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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