Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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