My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Two words: nipple clamps
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