there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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