For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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