ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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