Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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