My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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