oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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