idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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