I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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