Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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