So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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