South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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