How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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