That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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