I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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