She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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