Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I need moral support for this bender
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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