and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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