Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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